what happens when a vegetarian tries to go high protein

alternate title: the fundamental principles of omelette making

(one) get your bearings

(two) obtain eggs from the appropriate foul

(three) make sure there aren’t any vegans around, then crack those suckers into a pan

(four) add cheese

(five) cook until cooked

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(1) man is not a bird by broadcast
(2) know your chicken by cibo matto
(3) kinder murder by elvis costello
(4) hey ya [outkast cover] by richard cheese
(5) slow burn by david bowie

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(deux) viva la woman
(trois) brutal youth
(quatre) i'd like a virgin
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